【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: MVPRose (治不服的来了), 信区: Joke
标  题: 那个说汉语有缺陷的，真的不知道现在很流行的英文梗吗？
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Dec  8 00:45:15 2023), 站内

随便收集了一些英文双关笑话，应该没有人看不懂吧？不知道这算不算缺陷：

1、On a plane:
Airline hostess:"Coffee or tea?"
Passenger:"Coffee."
Airline hostess:"Wrong,it's tea."

2、In a hospital:
Guy:"I broke my arm in three places."
Doctor:"Well, don't go to those places."

3、In a hospital:
Doctor:"Hi,how are you?"
Patient:"I'm fine,thank you."
Doctor:"Alright then, get out."

4、In a restaurant:
Waiter:"Would you like to order dessert sir?"
Sir:"What are my options?"
Waiter:"Yes or no."

5、In a house:
Woman:"Did you eat the pizza I was saving in the fridge?"
Man:"No,I ate it in the living room."

6、In a library:
Man:"I'd like to make a reservation."
Manager:"This is a library sir.We are fully booked."

7、In a restaurant:
Waitress:"Comfortable sir?"
Sir:"No,no...Comeforfood."

8、In a company:
Interviewer:"What is your name?"
Interviewee:"Hired."
Interviewer:"So you're Hired."
Interviewee:"Thank you sir."

9、In a park:
Woman:"So what's your idea of a perfect date?"
Man:"DD/MM/YYYY,I find other formats a bit confusing."

10、In a hospital:
Doctor:"I'm afraid the operation left you completely blind."
Patient:"I see."
Doctor:"Oh cool,then forget I said anything."

11、On a roadside:
The wounded:"How long will the ambulance be?"
Police:"About 14 feet,3 inches."

12、In a meeting:
Woman:"I'm sorry for your girlfriend. I can't believe you never bought her flowers during years."
Man:"Sorry,but I never knew she sold flowers."

13、In a restaurant:
Woman:"I can't take anymore stupid jokes!Just call me a taxi."
Man:"You're a taxi."
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